http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/-t1.htm Make up a story! Some people like to read Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:53:20 GMT 10 http://i40.tinypic.com/igeq9j.gif http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/-t1.htm http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/to-my-loving-wife-t254.htm lalaman A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife. However he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile, somewhere a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting message from her relatives and friends.; After reading the first message she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the ... Tell-a-story Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:26:37 GMT http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/to-my-loving-wife-t254.htm#423 http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/to-my-loving-wife-t254.htm http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/three-word-story-version2-t40.htm Gambling Saint Back in the old forum, there was a popular thread called the "Three Word Story." I'm wondering if we should continue the old one, or start a brand new story. Please vote so I can decide. Tell-a-story Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:34:02 GMT http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/three-word-story-version2-t40.htm#47 http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/three-word-story-version2-t40.htm http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/a-touching-story-worth-reading-t258.htm lalaman "A touching story worth reading." ~ Author Unknown Dear Patrick, I was then an only child who had everything I could ever want. But even a pretty, spoiled and rich kid could get lonely once in a while so when Mom told me that she was pregnant, I was ecstatic. I imagined how wonderful you would be and how we'd always be together and how much you would look like me. So, when you were born, I looked at your tiny hands and feet and marveled at how beautiful you were. We ... Tell-a-story Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:53:20 GMT http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/a-touching-story-worth-reading-t258.htm#428 http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/a-touching-story-worth-reading-t258.htm http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/a-story-on-friendship-t257.htm lalaman ~ Author Unknown A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco. "Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring home with me. "Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him." "There's something you should know," the son continued, "he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mind and lost an ... Tell-a-story Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:47:56 GMT http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/a-story-on-friendship-t257.htm#426 http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/a-story-on-friendship-t257.htm http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/a-very-touching-story-t256.htm lalaman One day, when I was a freshman in high school (Inspirational) One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friend tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was ... Tell-a-story Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:43:17 GMT http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/a-very-touching-story-t256.htm#425 http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/a-very-touching-story-t256.htm http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/absolutely-beautiful-life-is-short-t255.htm lalaman One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, ... Tell-a-story Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:32:30 GMT http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/absolutely-beautiful-life-is-short-t255.htm#424 http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/absolutely-beautiful-life-is-short-t255.htm http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/interesting-questions-t253.htm lalaman Hey read this, its really very interesting. ……. Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me? 1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes? 5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 6. Why the man who invests ... Tell-a-story Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:24:15 GMT http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/interesting-questions-t253.htm#422 http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/interesting-questions-t253.htm http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/cookies-please-read-t252.htm lalaman THE COOKIES… At an airport one night With several long hours Before her flight. She hunted for a book In an airport shop, Bought a bag of cookies And found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her book But happened to see, That the man sitting beside her, As bold as could be, Grabbed a cookie or two From the bag in between, Which she tried to ignore To avoid a scene. So she munched the cookies And watched the clock, As the gutsy cookie thief Diminished ... Tell-a-story Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:20:24 GMT http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/cookies-please-read-t252.htm#421 http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/cookies-please-read-t252.htm http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/simple-friends-vs-real-friends-t251.htm lalaman Simple Friends VS. Real Friends A simple friend has never seen you cry.A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend thinks the friendship isover when you have an argument.A real friend knows that it's not a friendshipuntil after you've had a fight. A simple friend hates it when you callafter he has gone to bed.A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.A real ... Tell-a-story Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:09:55 GMT http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/simple-friends-vs-real-friends-t251.htm#420 http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/simple-friends-vs-real-friends-t251.htm http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/please-read-regarding-family-t250.htm lalaman You don't love someone because they're beautiful. They're beautiful because you love them. Its true you don't know what you've got until its gone, but its also true you don't know what you've been missing until it arrives!!! I Ran Into A Stranger I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply. He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching out for you." We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way ... Tell-a-story Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:02:22 GMT http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/please-read-regarding-family-t250.htm#419 http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/please-read-regarding-family-t250.htm http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/the-lalagirl-back-story-t180.htm lalaman The backdoor i mean back story of Lalagirl beings with: Lalagirl seduces all the guys then pushes them off the cliff of doom. The cliff of doom is only 1m high. Thus she then seduces them again and pushes them into the pool of death. The pool of death is a pool in which Robert Death had bought and was named after him after he died in it. The pool has a shallow end in which is only 3.7 feet deep while the deep end has a drastic change of 3.71 feet deep. This has caused many infants that ... Tell-a-story Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:07:41 GMT http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/the-lalagirl-back-story-t180.htm#272 http://lalamanforums.forummotion.com/tell-a-story-f37/the-lalagirl-back-story-t180.htm